Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Aftermath of Friday

Last night was epic. Not only did I get Oregon Trail on my iPhone... I got Wolfenstein on my iPhone. It's like elementary school all over again. Schhhhwwwwiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggg.

Time for more MC Vagina to get me ready to rip this bitch apart today. Next week will be a shitbox, so I gotta fit my intoxicants in while I still can.

"What's the difference between a girls mouth and a girls vagina? - There is none... I want my penis to be inside both of those things."

Damn... I can't wait til this dude comes on tour up north. Not sure why I find this so damn amusing, but I do. Here is my response to the hatebox:

"I've got a present for you right here. Actually, it's not a present... it's my penis; and I like to call it the sphere. Cuz spheres are long and hard, just like my penis. I don't like it when you talk... Cuz that just means you're not sucking my cock. Love is for girls and gays... If you wanna be with me, it goes 1 of 2 ways... Either you have sex with me... Or, you have sex with me."


1 comment:

  1. I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff
    I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff
    I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch
    I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock
    I'm the Helen Keller of having sex... No Wait... That's a bad example.

    Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina... vagina... I wanna have sex with your vagina.

    If saying that to a girl doesn't get me laid, I just don't know what will.