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Monday, May 11, 2009

NFL Predictions - 2009/2010 Season




Not only did I have one hell of a time watching hockey tonight, I also got my NFL predictions out of the way. To see more detail into why this will be the final standings at the end of the year, click the damn post.


AFC

AFC North
No surprise, Steelers and Ravens are the 2 strengths in the division. I'd rather see the Ravens win the division, but don't see it happening.

AFC East
Tom Brady is back! Tom Brady is back! Well, I hate the Patriots, but keep it real and don't see any other team winning this division.

AFC West
The Chargers are pretty lucky to be in their division. If they don't win this thing, I will be incorrect in my prediction.

AFC South
The powerhouse division of the AFC depth-wise. All four teams can win football games. The Texans could do much better than I predict, but the depth of the division makes me think it'll be the Colts winning, and the Titans as the Wildcard.

NFC
NFC North
The Bears should be able to pull this thing off, even if Brett Favre comes back in purple. The Packers could make some noise too. Until I have a chance to see how Jay Cutler plays in the Chi, it's a crapshoot as to who will win the division in my mind. I'll give the tip of my cap to Da Bears! I also think I was generous to the Lions, giving them 2 wins. Will be interesting, and I for one can't wait.

NFC East
Another difficult one to predict. The Giants must be considered, The Cowboys trimmed their cancers, and The Eagles made a run last year. I still think the Giants will take it and the Cowboys will sqeek out a Wildcard over the Eagles.

NFC West
ZZZzzzZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz. Gonna be a snoozefest. Cardinals will win, and the rest of the division will continue to lickith the stickith. Seahawks might be decent, but most likely will not be.

NFC South
Much like the NFC East, the South should be a gongshow. The Panthers, Saints, and Falcons were all playing well last year. For the Saints to have the offense they did, and finish as low in the standings as they did... Strong freaking division (and shitty D by the Saints). I'll go with the Panthers to win the division, but would not be surprised at all if that doesn't come true. The Falcons made some big steps over the off season, but I'll need to see more out of Matt Ryan to predict the Dirty Birds topping the division. Safe to say, one of the Wildcards will come from the South.

I'll figure out my playoff predictions shortly, and will call my bookie.