Admiral Rusty Shackleford

Monday, June 1, 2009

New Content: Oilers Fix

I miss Oilers hockey. With the new additions of Pat Quinn and Tom Renney, the Oilers are all over my mind. What's Tambo's next move? Will he make a splash at the draft? Or July 1? Or both? Will Jagr or another studly scorer arrive this off season?

Soon enough we will find out what the 2009/2010 version of the Mighty Oil will look like. Until then, I'm left watching crappy YouTube junk to get my fix. Want to see what I watched tonight?

I haven't seen the CBC version until now. I recall the Sportsnet one from back in the day. It's something at least...

Oh, almost forgot. The reason I chose this video is because the coaches hired by the Oilers do not include Marc Crawford. I for one couldn't be happier.

IQWT

In Quinn We Trust

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Sunday, May 24, 2009

Can You Dig It?

Basically, I was looking for Macho Man Randy Savage's rap videos (yes, he released a rap album) and came across this documentary on hallucinogenic drugs. For those who have yet to experience salvia, this is surprisingly accurate... somewhat.

Oh, and for all those die-hard rap fanatics, there is some Macho stuff inside ;)

He is quite the talent.

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Un-Fucking-Believable

I'm not exactly the biggest basketball fan, but it's alright every now and then. If it was as cool as this all the time, I'd watch a bit more.

Also, I do rock Lebron shoes, so, ya know.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

What Says The Admiral?

I don't expect any guff, or I'll biff ya in the chops!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sure, Why Not?

At this point in the evening, this video is noteworthy.

That is all.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Long Weekend: Battle Log

May long has come and gone. Inside, I'll spew the precious details.

The best part of long weekends is that you know there will be certain constants. Drunk, outdoors, ass slapping, grilling, bluntage, excessively loud tunes, hooliganism, fuzzems the 5-0, ridiculous hangovers... I mean, I could go on... Alas........
The BEST part of long weekend antics is the unknown. Sure, you know you'll be drunk, chasing ass, blunt in your mouth, steak on the grill, and waking up with one fuck of a headache. Tried, tested and true: It is what it is. The real fun comes from not knowing exactly what hand you'll land once the flop drops. I expected the basics of the long weekend, strapped on my drinking shoes and got down to business; the hand I drew was straight glory.

Friday got started way too early. Not only did I start drinking earlier than expected, I also started gathering the weekend's music at a record pace. I loaded up the iPhone, and burned classic drinking CD after classic drinking CD - For this I am thankful. Friday involved mass drinkage, and eventually a house party for a buddy taking off for Banff in the morning. Leaving for Banff is a quality excuse to throw a house party in my opinion. Needless to say, Saturday morning greeted me with a swift boot to the head.

Saturday involved hitting the Great Outdoors. It feels dirty to spend May Long without actually leaving the city. There are always so many stories that were so fucking hilarious at the time, but I can't remember for the life of me now. My head hurts. No Saturday stories for you.

Came back into town on Sunday afternoon and was in pretty rough shape overall. Still knowing the long weekend was yet to finish, I was back up on my grind. The tacklebox didn't work any magic thus far in the weekend and I was dedicated to continue in the persuit of ass. Sure, there's lots of drunken assgrab that goes down on a long weekend - If you don't land it, well that totally sucks. The mission was simple. I was hoping not to go to a club, or resort to some whackards way of landing a long weekend spunktakular. Luckily for this war mongerer, there were 2 nibbles on the line and a decision had to be made.

Consider this a battle won. 'Til The Next Long Weekend!

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What Was I On? May 11th to May 15th

What Was I On?
Inside you will find out what the Admiral was on last week.

Sidenote: This week featured Mother's Day.

This week I was on:
Rusty's Choice
A MILF